The Revenge Of The Sith

Quesadillllas v3.0
2 x macro-fillets of chicken
1/4 can of chick peas, for terrorism purposes
dollop of salsa
2 x the longest-lasting tortillas in the world, ever! volume 1
1 x sackful black pepper and the usual array of spices
1/6 tescos bag of Substance X
4 x huffy half-fat mozzy balls

...in which chick peas were found to explode loudly when exposed to microwaves, mozzy balls are outed as fickle beasts and Substance X is revealed to be an alien substance known as quinoa. it's pronounced keen-wah, you know. i didn't have the heart (or the appetite) to eat the chick peas in the end - their sad, empty husks lie now in my sink.

Interesting Cover Discovered On Radio 1 By Happy Accident: Teardrop by Massive Attack covered by people that sounded like Audioslave, but i don't know - i thought Jose Gonzales did a cover, too.

Temper Flared By: southern radio presenter declaring the tyne bridge to be over-rated.

Stuff-To-Be-Picked-Out-Of-Teeth Of The Year Award Goes To: quinoa (it's pronounced keen-wah, you know).

Temptations To Be Resisted: pack of 6 mars bars in fridge.